A *#$!-**$#! Iguana!!

[Necrosis]

My dad got me one growing up when my mom was out of town, named it Louie and my mom got rid of it when it got too big and started laying eggs! Louie was a female apparently.

Free eggs, who the hell gets rid of a lizard who makes breakfast?!

 

[Falcon1]

Free eggs, who the hell gets rid of a lizard who makes breakfast?!

You wouldn't want the weird ass eggs that came out of that thing. Soft and mushy.

 

[emptyMAGS]

Free eggs, who the hell gets rid of a lizard who makes breakfast?!

 

[Necrosis]

You wouldn't want the weird ass eggs that came out of that thing. Soft and mushy.

Lol free eggs is free eggs yo, or get a male and breed them

 

[Jblue]

That's hysterical. Reminds me of an iguana my dad caught in a parking lot when we lived in FL. Just walking along and he scoops him up into a box. Named him Larry. Hung out by the pool in his giant cage.

The giant cage part is where im struggling. Lol

 

[Jblue]

How big is it now?

That's what SHE said!

14 inches. A real beaut

 

[Falcon1]

Does it whip the **** out of you with its big ass tail? That was another reason my mom got rid of that thing.

 

[Kahrnut]

14 inches. A real beaut

 

[BillsCamino]

Tastes like chicken

 

[Tazz]

Lol! About 15 years ago I was doing yard work in my back yard when I noticed something jumping around in a tree. There was one of those critters up there looking for bird nests or something, it was about 2 1/2 or 3 feet long. I went in the house and got my pellet gun cause I didn't want that thing running around loose and maybe biting one of my dogs but as I was taking aim at that sucker my neighbor hollared out "please don't shoot it, I'll catch it!" When it got lower in the tree he poked it with a long stick and when it jumped out and hit the ground the neighbor caught it. I told him if that thing got out again and wound up in my yard it was gonna get cooked on the grill. Lol. I never saw it again and the neighbor moved a couple of months later. Haha!