Wisdom and knowledge? Oh boy are you in the wrong place. Except for this:
Save money in your IRA or 401k. This is the only consistent advice everyone over 40 will give you. And I mean everyone. Save as much as you can. Start now and retire a millionaire at 50. You’ll be glad you did.
That being said, here are my rules of life:
1. Never, ever, bet large sums of money against Tom Brady under any circumstances.
2. Chilled shots are for puss!3s.
3. Always buy the expensive toilet paper.
4. If she sleeps with you on the first date, she should never meet your mother.
5. Whenever you have a needle shoved inside your knee socket, treat yourself to a brown liquor drink as soon as possible afterwards.
6. Once you put her happiness before yours, you’re ready to marry her.
7. Pick a boars nose.
Save money in your IRA or 401k. This is the only consistent advice everyone over 40 will give you. And I mean everyone. Save as much as you can. Start now and retire a millionaire at 50. You’ll be glad you did.
That being said, here are my rules of life:
1. Never, ever, bet large sums of money against Tom Brady under any circumstances.
2. Chilled shots are for puss!3s.
3. Always buy the expensive toilet paper.
4. If she sleeps with you on the first date, she should never meet your mother.
5. Whenever you have a needle shoved inside your knee socket, treat yourself to a brown liquor drink as soon as possible afterwards.
6. Once you put her happiness before yours, you’re ready to marry her.
7. Pick a boars nose.
