Do they still that overly-pleasant receipt checker standing 5 feet from the register?
Yep. "Remember to make copies of your receipt, it's printed on thermal paper and it'll go all black in a matter of days. Without a receipt you won't have any way to prove the gun was yours if it's stolen, insurance, bs, blah blah blah". Thanks, for all of your advice champ, now I'd like to finally get out of this ****ing store.