Remind me not to stop in Macon when passing through...Overheard at a gunshop counter in Macon:
Clerk: "Are you a prohibited person?"
Thug: "What dat?"
Clerk: "Have you been convicted of a felony?"
Thug: "I own know. I did 18 months in County."
Clerk: "You spent 18 months jail and you don't know if you were convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor?"
Thug: "Das what a I said. I own know what the charge was."
Clerk: "Thank you sir, no need to fill out that form."