Anyone else name their guns??

[BLIP]

I have one name Ishoo Yugo.
Another named El Droppo.
And one named Flint Eastwood.
And one more named MC Hammer... you can't touch it

 

[bmarsh07]

I name all of them, usually female names:

• Glocktimus Prime (because it folds/transforms)
• Black G-sus (my EDC)
• Slim Reaper (an ultralight build)
• Black Betty (as in “Bet he don’t get up from that one”)
• I named my short shotgun after my wife because both are short and loud
• I named my long shotgun after my daughter's mother, because she's a loud, hateful bitch who hurts people when she talks
• Ma Bell (my long range rifle- reach out and touch someone)

• B.E.T.S.I.E (Blow Everything To Sh*t In Emergency)
• Sasha
• The Black Russian
• Goodie (As in the road to Hell is paved with good intentions)
• My truck gun is “Justine” (as in "Justine Case" I need her)
• Childish Blambino
• Mary (as in "Hail Mary, full of lead")
• My revolver is Vera (because of her Pinky Toe)
• Tootie (as in "Rooty Tootie Point & Shooty")

 

[boinky]

I named my old 243 semi.auto 700 Remington Ms. Fire, damn thing never when you wanted it to fire. I have no idea where it ended up, my aunt had ot last time. I'm sure she pawned it.

 

[basstracker89]

entertaining

 

[Dundee]

Remembered this thread from a few weeks ago. Gave my son his first gun recently, a single shot .410.
He named it over the weekend.
"Jimmy, the destroyer of nutsacks".

 

[Just Plain Bill]

Just two names. The .30-30 Daddy left me. He only had that, a .22 and a single barrel 12 gauge. He called the .30-30 "Traveller". Guess cause she had been with him so long. I named the 12 first time I shot it. Don't remember how young I was but I do remember how my Dad laughed when I shot it and said,"Son of a bi+ch!" From then on that shotgun had a name!

 

[NewLeaf]

Gloom just came in and Doom’s on the way. I gotta name’em all now. B****es??

 

[Talos]

I use to, but then I figured that's dumb. If I wanted to play with Cherry I'll just go to Toppers. Now its red gun, blue gun, big gun, small gun, etc...

 

[Allsmiles]

I call my hunting AR in 7.62x39 " the Mutt". Reason is there are not 3 parts from the same mfg in the gun.

 

[NewLeaf]

I call my hunting AR in 7.62x39 " the Mutt". Reason is there are not 3 parts from the same mfg in the gun.

Must run slick if you hunt with it.