Anyone looking for a wife, must be sensitive and love puppies......

[mcdougmd]

My kinda girl.

 

[Bubbado52]

She was lorena bobbitt in another life

 

[SchmittZoid]

I love puppies. If I were half a century younger, I would learn to cry for her.

She would most likely take care of that for you . . . .

No experience necessary.

 

[deller]

A pair of handcuffs, a bottle of Cinnamon Oil and 30 minutes. She'd be calling me Daddy. But, if I didn't kill myself in the process, my wife would later.

 

[ole ed]

The beaten zone on one of those guns is something like 100-200 yards if I recall correctly.
So that's more of a look of "I've killed more men than everyone in your company combined for the next ten years."

Id be so devoted that I'd volunteer to rake the spent cartridges away from her ankles.

 

[YOTESHOOTER]

That's the kinda girl that will tell you what, when, and where you are going... Because she is "USED TO CALLING THE SHOTS..."

 

[GFB]

First female in that job. Actually on helicopter crew. Crashed. See here:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/a-new-breed-of-gunner/

ETA: I put this link because it's interesting, not to fact check.