Worked at Econo Paint shop on Eisenhower Pkwy next to I75 south back in 04. For some reason they always picked me when a car had to get sanded down to bare metal ( which they normally never do). So this little asshole Yankee regional manager didn't like me right off the bat. Plus he always had cheap cigar breath. One day I went to lunch and came back to find he had taken my roll around seat and locked it up where I couldn't get to it. So while he was standing in the shop area I went and got his office chair and threw it in the dumpster with him watching.
I walked back to my sander and before he could say anything I said " Straighten your bidness, Yankee."
I walked back to my sander and before he could say anything I said " Straighten your bidness, Yankee."