HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAhhAHAHAHHAHHAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! That's awesome. Well played, brother.My buddy sent me a picture of his nuts resting on the steering wheel of my truck once. He had snuck in my truck at a party the night before and put his nuts on the steering wheel for a little photo op.
So he sent me the picture the next day to let me know I drove home with my hands where he rubbed his nuts. I put out a craigslist ad in the homo section with his nuts picture and phone number and said "New in Atlanta looking for my first gay experience"
It was around 1pm on a Sunday so figured it would take awhile before the prank set in but it was no more than 30 minutes before he called begging me to make it stop
His wife was dying laughing in the background, said it was just one big black Weiner after another coming in via text message.