Funny thing you say when...

[EugenFJR]

If I'm in the can for awhile, I usally say "I had a towed jumper..." Or "a jump refusal..."

 

[hoochfisher]

going to stain the porcelain

got to take an Obama

 

[captdave77]

I' going to give birth to a liberal democrat.

 

[NWSharpshooter]

Hatching a grumpy.
Tearing the tunnel.
Breaking a brick.
Polishing the porcelain.
Dropping a duece.
Pinching a loaf.
Popping some poo.
Downloading.

 

[rtross]

Please pardon me. I feel the urge to defecate.

 

[woodstock]

I have to give the sewer department fair warning

 

[BamaBrad]

I say "goin to set out a bad order" (bad order) is railroad lingo.

 

[jimmythegem]

evict al sharpton

And the winner is............

 

[mojoween]

I'm gonna crank up the log cutter

 

[linebacker]

I'm gonna go pinch one off.
I''m gonna go lay some brown eggs.
I'm gonna go take an Obummer and wipe my Clinton.