My cock ain't pretty, but I still love to play with it.
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Shall we ask your significant other if she/he wishes your penis had the functionality of a Glock?I'd carry a Glock but I can think for myself and have a penis.
Shall we ask your significant other if she/he wishes your penis had the functionality of a Glock?
Yep, cheap box wine...that millions use on a daily basis.
And the fine old bourbon that had to age a century to get the job done. I see your logic.
100% ​function over flash.
Yeah, that makes sense. If something doesn't work, keep using for 100 years. That's true of so many things. LOL!
BTW, of the tens of thousands of rounds that I have put through 1911s, I can count the malfunctions on one hand.

I'd carry a Glock but I can think for myself and have a penis.

No, it wasn't the ammo. Limp wrist.......Same here...I've owned several Glocks and have had more malfunctions with Glocks than I have had with 1911's. I know, I know, it HAD to have been the ammo though.![]()