hate lunch thieves

[palmettomoon]

Lived in a dorm during college. Had a community shower, left my shampoo on a shelf and noticed it kept getting used.
Poured some liquid Nair in it. After a week left a note on the bulletin board explaining what I had done. Started carrying shampoo back to room after that.

So.....nobody showed up looking like Jason Voorhees?

 

[Retired Army]

True story, my brother Christopher Alan was married. His wife at the time was cheating. Found her friends shampoo in his shower while moving out and pissed in it. Then wrote a song about the situation. Performed live at Eddies Attic in 2014 while playing with Ed Roland and The Sweet Tea Project. Hilarious!!!

 

[eightnsand]

Holier than thou bro at the fire department kept lying about cruising porn and was butt hurt cause his ole lady flirted with me.
Made him my bitch by shooting endorphin rush hot sauce into a Reese’s Pumpkin he was hiding.
FAFO. You’d probably go to jail these days doing this ****.

 

[Lonegle57]

No bald guys but one was rather mad about it. Told him to buy his own, money didn't grow on trees for me while in college.
Still havent found a tree that does.

 

[basstracker89]

So.....nobody showed up looking like Jason Voorhees?

I figured he'd be the recipient of a blanket party.......LOL......

 

[Dodge man]

or perhaps a double sided dish of revenge, perhaps..?
It'll hurt for a long time.
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p.s. It works even better if ya hide all the dang TP in the office..!

I will put all 100g in it, because I’m one evil mother

 

[Maggiemaeodie]

My brother pumped a jelly donut with a grease gun. Left a couple for his boss.

 

[Jeremy Sharpton]

Had a guy that worked for me that liked to browse thru lunch boxes or whatever he could find that wasn’t his. Once he started stealing cigarettes and dip it was time to teach him a lesson. One of my workers had a half can of wintergreen and a sleeve of chocolate donuts. He pulled pubs out and put them in the dip can and mixed it all up and ate half of the donuts. The other half he wiped under his sweaty sack and put them back. Ole boy came in the job with a dip in his mouth and chocolate in the corners of his mouth. He quit the next day

 

[Gingerbeard Man]

Had a guy that worked for me that liked to browse thru lunch boxes or whatever he could find that wasn’t his. Once he started stealing cigarettes and dip it was time to teach him a lesson. One of my workers had a half can of wintergreen and a sleeve of chocolate donuts. He pulled pubs out and put them in the dip can and mixed it all up and ate half of the donuts. The other half he wiped under his sweaty sack and put them back. Ole boy came in the job with a dip in his mouth and chocolate in the corners of his mouth. He quit the next day

Gave him the ol' sack lunch

 

[golfer]

Check into getting some weed gummies…..just saying