this can actually be really dangerous on the motorcycle! Having bowel distress is not only a distraction, but if you jerk or twist your torso or rump the wrong way trying to keep from sheeting yourself,
you're a liable to lose control of the bike.
(On the bright side, you can hose fresh raw sewage off a motorcycle seat with less long-term repercussions to the vehicle than compared to the seat & interior of your car or truck!)
I get a bad hankerin' for some krystal burgers about once every year or 2...I buy 6 or 8 and I go home and eat them. can't eat that **** on the road. the first one might make you **** your pants.