Not sure you can even medicate it ! But heck sometimes crazy is fun !
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I've got another good one....Those lyrics can be your wang twang theme song!
Dang!I have a small dent in my skull on the right back side of my head. My first wife hit me with one of those big square glass ash trays while I was sitting at the table eating lunch. I fell out of the chair onto the floor. I couldn't see anything but was somehow still conscious. I do remember telling her, "you better not be here when I get up". The last thing that I remember hearing before I passed out was her cranking her car.
I have several stories but this one was one of the most memorable, lol
I have a small dent in my skull on the right back side of my head. My first wife hit me with one of those big square glass ash trays while I was sitting at the table eating lunch. I fell out of the chair onto the floor. I couldn't see anything but was somehow still conscious. I do remember telling her, "you better not be here when I get up". The last thing that I remember hearing before I passed out was her cranking her car.
I have several stories but this one was one of the most memorable, lol
Don't worry, it'll never happen.I can't understand them when they speak. I'd be screwed if l had to read it
As I was reading this I figured it was going to end with the mom taking the daughters side, lying to the cops and you going to jail with a gashed open head. I'm glad that wasn't the case.I can relate to that. My ex hit me in the head with a porcelain coffee cup and then the fight was on. She then tried to grab a steak knife out of the sink and stab me in the leg while I had her arms pinned to her sides from behind. Her mother called 911 and when the cops arrived I am sitting on top of her with her arms pinned to the floor and bleeding all over her from the gash in my head. The cop sees the blood and uses his baton to put me in a choke hold and pull me off. The whole time her mother is yelling at the cops it's her daughter and he didn't do anything. After the dust settled she was cuffed and stuffed in the cruiser and I needed 7 stitches and treatment for human bites to my wrists that broke the skin. The cop then apologized for the choke hold. EMS said she was high on drugs. The only thing that kept me out of jail was not hitting her while this was happening. Fun times had by all!
I can relate to that. My ex hit me in the head with a porcelain coffee cup and then the fight was on. She then tried to grab a steak knife out of the sink and stab me in the leg while I had her arms pinned to her sides from behind. Her mother called 911 and when the cops arrived I am sitting on top of her with her arms pinned to the floor and bleeding all over her from the gash in my head. The cop sees the blood and uses his baton to put me in a choke hold and pull me off. The whole time her mother is yelling at the cops it's her daughter and he didn't do anything. After the dust settled she was cuffed and stuffed in the cruiser and I needed 7 stitches and treatment for human bites to my wrists that broke the skin. The cop then apologized for the choke hold. EMS said she was high on drugs. The only thing that kept me out of jail was not hitting her while this was happening. Fun times had by all!
Crazy and a cocaine addict as it turns out. Her mother was a nice person that always told me I was the son she never had and she knew her daughter was wrong. Miss Jessie Mitchell even chased her daughter with a large bastard file and threatened to cave her head in if she didn't straighten out. Very sweet older lady but you didn't want to cross her.As I was reading this I figured it was going to end with the mom taking the daughters side, lying to the cops and you going to jail with a gashed open head. I'm glad that wasn't the case.
You KNOW a chick is crazy when her mom takes the husbands side! LOL
Dang!
Had y'all been arguing that day or did she just slip up from behind and brain you with an ashtray for no reason?