Heck that's NOTHING! Let me tell you what my ex did to me!

[letusbuyyourcar]

Yes. I live in the neighborhood just across the street!

My crazy ass pathological ex from the late 90s was married to a Barker that lives right down from you on Barker Rd. Boy he really dodged a bullet divorcing her.

That reminds me of another snaky ass woman I dated in 04/05. She was married to a PI at the time and they were both bad tweakers. Took me a minute to figure that out. One weekend we rode up to Gainesville to help a friend of mine work a snack bar at an annual pistol match. Well all the competitors and support people got a discount at a local Econo Lodge or Later Quinta Well when we got to the check in desk the girl asked " Hey are y'all shooters?" And I looked all around acting paranoid and then almost whispered while holding a finger to one nostril " No ma'am. We just bump a little every so often." Well I thought it was funny as hell. But when I turn around I was by myself.

 

[fast306stang]

My crazy ass pathological ex from the late 90s was married to a Barker that lives right down from you on Barker Rd. Boy he really dodged a bullet divorcing her.

That reminds me of another snaky ass woman I dated in 04/05. She was married to a PI at the time and they were both bad tweakers. Took me a minute to figure that out. One weekend we rode up to Gainesville to help a friend of mine work a snack bar at an annual pistol match. Well all the competitors and support people got a discount at a local Econo Lodge or Later Quinta Well when we got to the check in desk the girl asked " Hey are y'all shooters?" And I looked all around acting paranoid and then almost whispered while holding a finger to one nostril " No ma'am. We just bump a little every so often." Well I thought it was funny as hell. But when I turn around I was by myself.

LMAO!

That reminds me of the roach coach that comes around on the flightline. My buddy asked the driver if she had any ice---for his drink---and she started looking around all paranoid and stuff!!! I guess she must sell on the side!

 

[Tactical Beaver]

Man, I've read some horrible stories....makes all mine seem small. I was engaged to a girl about 15 years ago. I moved her down here and found out she was pregnant a couple weeks later....like 2 months pregnant....I hadn't seen her for 3 as she was living in a different state at the time. Moved her out the next day and haven't talked to her since. Years later I met someone else that I ended up marrying, but it didn't work out and we divorced back in January. I can't really say anything bad about her as she is a great person, just not for me. I'm on the hunt for my forever girl now!

 

[Tactical Beaver]

Oh, and this is appropriate for this thread I think!

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

LMAO!

That reminds me of the roach coach that comes around on the flightline. My buddy asked the driver if she had any ice---for his drink---and she started looking around all paranoid and stuff!!! I guess she must sell on the side!

There's one that makes the rounds to all the car lots. He has a damn good app cash hustle. One day I was standing around Robby's T shirt shop on Belmont and the same guy stopped in there so everyone could get a drink and snacks. Plenty of money being made there.

 

[biker_bill]

You take the meanest most cold blooded man you can find and the average woman is meaner than that, they just hide it well...until they don't.

It has always been my belief that we were made stronger, because they were made meaner.
You never once heard anyone say, "Watch out for that Daddy bear!", have you?

 

[BangBang]

Man, I've read some horrible stories....makes all mine seem small.

Some of the scariest stories haven't even been told in here yet! LOL

palmettomoon had one stab him.

@78Bronco had to pay back $50K that one stole from a joint loan they had.

@JDS556762 had a pretty crazy story too.

Those are just the ones I can think of right off the top of my head. I'm sure there are MANY MORE.

 

[palmettomoon]

Okay. I was living in sin with a girl in Macon in 1987, at 22 years of age, I thought I had it figured out. WRONG. At that young age I'd seen only a few examples of cray-cray, but I had no idea what type of rabid squirrels girls had running around in their brain housing units. I was living with her in a shotgun house (think long apartment, one room opens to the next) in East Macon and we both worked for Starvin Marvin Food Stores out of Chamblee, GA. I realized that I wanted more out of life than being Apu and I knew she wouldn't be playing a big part in that plan. So, being the gentleman I am, I told her point blank. I was lying on the bed and she was in the kitchen. "I'm not marrying you." Holy ****. Holy ****! Next thing I know all 95lbs of her comes screaming out of the kitchen with a 12" butcher's knife ala Glen Close in Fatal Attraction and she fairly flies across the bed making a downwards stabbing motion. I barely grabbed her wrist with the knife point about an inch from my sternum. She had her full weight and energy behind that attempt and it put the fear of God in me. I threw her off, picked up the knife then cleaned every sharp object from the kitchen and all the guns and took them to my parent's house. LOL. They didn't even ask why. We didn't last long after that, maybe a week then I closed the apartment and moved to South Carolina.

 

[fast306stang]

Okay. I was living in sin with a girl in Macon in 1987, at 22 years of age, I thought I had it figured out. WRONG. At that young age I'd seen only a few examples of cray-cray, but I had no idea what type of rabid squirrels girls had running around in their brain housing units. I was living with her in a shotgun house (think long apartment, one room opens to the next) in East Macon and we both worked for Starvin Marvin Food Stores out of Chamblee, GA. I realized that I wanted more out of life than being Apu and I knew she wouldn't be playing a big part in that plan. So, being the gentleman I am, I told her point blank. I was lying on the bed and she was in the kitchen. "I'm not marrying you." Holy ****. Holy ****! Next thing I know all 95lbs of her comes screaming out of the kitchen with a 12" butcher's knife ala Glen Close in Fatal Attraction and she fairly flies across the bed making a downwards stabbing motion. I barely grabbed her wrist with the knife point about an inch from my sternum. She had her full weight and energy behind that attempt and it put the fear of God in me. I threw her off, picked up the knife then cleaned every sharp object from the kitchen and all the guns and took them to my parent's house. LOL. They didn't even ask why. We didn't last long after that, maybe a week then I closed the apartment and moved to South Carolina.

Dammit man!

 

[NewLeaf]

See you just can't make up **** like that.

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