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Hey old guyz. Tell us a story from the old days ;)

Many years ago when I was just a young lad we used to post inappropriate memes in the inappropriate memes thread without getting hats

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Back in 1986 I was going to Navy "A" school at Corry Station Pensacola FL when a bunch of us decided one night to dress in togas and head to McGuires Irish Pub https://www.mcguiresirishpub.com . 1 girl and 6 guys in togas walked in and everyone for some reason thought we were all pilots. We had a blast! People around us buying pitchers of beer for us as my drunk friends hopped up on tables doing table dances. We had brought a beer bong with us as well. They served us a drink called an Irish Wake. It was green in a huge glass with a garter. The beer and the Irish Wakes went in the bong. One of the waitresses came over laughing and smiling asking us to keep it down while people were eating dinner and in the same breath tells me she wished she wasn't working because she wanted to join us. The entire place was packed and everyone was having a great time. Then came the singing, as the guy on stage played Irish drinking songs and we all sang a rendition of "The Unicorn Song". During a clapping song, if you were left clapping after everyone else had stopped then you had to get on stage and kiss the moose head. One guy that was with us was too drunk and the only one left clapping so the whole place erupts "KISS THE MOOSE!". This guy runs up on stage, jumps up and grabs the antlers while wrapping his legs around its neck and lip locking that moose. Most of us were blind drunk and I drove my friends SS Monte Carlo back to the base as I was the most sober. Good times! My dollar is probably still hanging on the wall there.
I hung a dollar or 2 on the wall there too....
 
After careful consideration to the PP (party poopers or Post Police - take your pick ;-) ) who couldn't help but kibbitz about how much you earned back then....

Today's Dollars:
2 bricks of 22LR @$50 per: $100 (if you can find a flipper that low)
Lunch at McDs: $15
Half tank of gas: $50
Total: $165

$165 @$15 an hour? I think my point is still valid
 
After careful consideration to the PP (party poopers or Post Police - take your pick ;-) ) who couldn't help but kibbitz about how much you earned back then....

Today's Dollars:
2 bricks of 22LR @$50 per: $100 (if you can find a flipper that low)
Lunch at McDs: $15
Half tank of gas: $50
Total: $165

$165 @$15 an hour? I think my point is still valid
It’s happens when woke Democrats running gov -ment
 
I remember sheep shearing time at my uncle's place and the smell of lanolin. I remember seeing it rain across the prairie and jumping in a truck just to chase it down because it hadn't rained in so long. Funny how you remember all the good stuff and the bad slides away.

For all us old guys who remember ice trays instead of ice makers and that the ice being made was sacred for supper time at least in my house. We used to keep water in mason jars in the refrigerator to have cold water during the day. Well one day my grandpa put a mason jar of his homebrew in the fridge without telling anybody. I guess I was around 11 or so. I came in from the barn hot and sweaty so I grabbed the "water" jar out of the fridge. You know how it is when you're really thirsty and you just guzzle water down? Well that's what I did. The fire in my throat took my breath and I passed out right there. Mama was furious but Daddy and Grandpa thought it was a right funny turn of events. From then on I took a whiff of what was in the jar before I took a drink.
 
We had a horseshoe pit in our backyard
adjacent to a split rail fence. Didn't take long
after the shoes started ringing the posts for
neighbors to show up ready to take on the
winners. I was about 12 y/o iirc, sitting on the
fence watching the goins on. Heard someone
holler "watch out!" just before a horseshoe hit
me in the left side which knocked me backwards
off the fench. The landing knocked the wind out
of me for a loooong time. While waiting for breathing
to return folks asking "are U okay?" and other questions
that I can't answer cause I still can't breath. When I was
able to breath again, gave me some idea of how a man
dying from thirst must feel when he finally gets a sip of water.
Turned out that neighbor Kenny was trying for a ringer from
2-3 times the distance rather than from next to the far pole.
That explains why he was wide and to the right eight feet.
Still not my worst calamity as a sports spectator. Ever hear
of anyone else breaking an elbow while watching a basket
ball game?
 
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