If you're the size of a water buffalo : Fat shaming thread

[MacTavish]

Those folks are not overweight, just big boned.

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

dont give me a dirty look for having a difficult time maneuvering around your fat ass in a crowded place

That is all

At my last job we had to park WAY back from the building and wait for a van to take us back to clock in. No rear doors on the van and 2 welded bright yellow steps. Then inside 2 Long benches one on each side. Now these weren't the nice new high roof vans like my wife's company had. These were typical old style Chevy 2500 watch your head kinda vans.
Anyway there was this one woman named Arlene that HAD TO BE every bit of 350 lbs. And she would crawl her nasty Brantley County ass on that van and sit right at the back door. So whoever was next had to climb the mountain to get in. She wasn't the only one that did this but the most aggravating. If you're first on the damn van get your ass to the front!

But like James Gregory said about his aunt " If you meet her in the hallway it's just as easy to jump over her as it is to go around her."

 

[SOLGardener]

There are bridges that they aren't allowed to walk across.

Big boned- yeah like brontosaurus bones.

 

[chucklenut]

At my last job we had to park WAY back from the building and wait for a van to take us back to clock in. No rear doors on the van and 2 welded bright yellow steps. Then inside 2 Long benches one on each side. Now these weren't the nice new high roof vans like my wife's company had. These were typical old style Chevy 2500 watch your head kinda vans.
Anyway there was this one woman named Arlene that HAD TO BE every bit of 350 lbs. And she would crawl her nasty Brantley County ass on that van and sit right at the back door. So whoever was next had to climb the mountain to get in. She wasn't the only one that did this but the most aggravating. If you're first on the damn van get your ass to the front!

But like James Gregory said about his aunt " If you meet her in the hallway it's just as easy to jump over her as it is to go around her."

Lol damn

 

[HERMET]

Come to Bibb. You couldn't find an electric cart if you wanted one becuase the urban yutes seem to think they are an amusement type ride, like the old timey cars at Six Flags back in the 70's.

Yep, the "urban yutes" seem to be the primary culprits.

 

[emptyMAGS]

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

Lol damn

I forgot to mention that Brantley County is THAT county down in coastal Georgia that everyone makes fun of. You know meth monkeys,Crankensteins, dirt roads you cant take your car down. Junk cars everywhere etc and so forth.

 

[LT5150]

I think I might be the last person in Bibb County that DOES NOT have a handicapped placard. Not that it seems to be a requirement for a certain Federally protected class of citizrens to use the spaces.

this pisses me off saw an old guy at the golf course with a handicapped tag on freaking Corvette. I'm able bodied and it is hard for me to get in and out of a Corvette. They should only give those out to people with vans.

 

[SOLGardener]

And before genetics comes into play, no one is genetically predisposed to eat a party size bag of Cheetos and a 12'er of diet pepsi for dinner.

I was behind a fatty couple at the grocery line and I counted the sodas in their cart. 96 cans of sodas and 5 or 6 3 liter bottles. Not one fresh veggy in the whole cart.

 

[PA4476]

Those folks are not overweight, just big boned.