Is your sense of humour as warped as mine?.....

[gh1950]

Psst, Ken ... a Pedant IS a Grammar Nazi.

I thought it was someone that liked little boys.

 

[Candy Corn Rocks]

I always thought the guys who post something for "sail" are being ironic.

 

[Old Patriot]

Warped?

I believe normal in a different setting!

 

[logcabinman]

Where's the bit about feet?

Isn't that Pentameter?
pen·tam·e·ter
NOUN

1. prosody
   a line of verse consisting of five metrical feet, or (in Greek and Latin verse) of two halves each of two feet and a long syllable.

 

[kimchee45]

No? Duh! LOL

Please do not be upset, you know I was kidding.

 

[kimchee45]

I thought it was someone that liked little boys.

Nope, the word you are searching for is " Pedophile ".

 

[kimchee45]

WE probably studied it as much as you studied the American War of Yankee Aggression.

Yeah ! And the idiots that wrote our "histeria books' always called it a 'civil war'.
NOPE ! IT was not a civil war, it was a war over states rights !

They only added the 'slavery issue' when they saw the more populous North was losing the war !
1863.
South knew how to fight !
North knew how to be dumb asses !
Sorry if I offended any damnyankees.
NOPE ! I am not sorry. The truth must be told.

 

[kimchee45]

Isn't that Pentameter?
pen·tam·e·ter
NOUN

1. prosody
   a line of verse consisting of five metrical feet, or (in Greek and Latin verse) of two halves each of two feet and a long syllable.

Shiite ! You left out the key Latin word ... "Iambic"
This says two equal pieces.
See "Iambic Pentameter".

 

[logcabinman]

Shiite ! You left out the key Latin word ... "Iambic"
This says two equal pieces.
See "Iambic Pentameter".

Latin?? Blame Wikipedia but actually it is from the Greek--iambos

 

[Ex313]

Hardly warped Dingo, I almost spewed coffee onto my keyboard. Unfortunately, I would guess that only 3% or so of the members here would know what a "pedant" is in the first place, largely due to government funded education.

Carry on mate!

Of course you know that a group of pedants is called an "Actually".