Damn i feel like a dummy after reading all this at 34
Alexander the Great conquered the known world by the time he was 30. I'm in my 30s and I still raid the fridge at my parents house looking for leftovers to take home.
Speaking of which, my mom made her homemade ham and bean soup yesterday. I've got my tupperware locked and loaded and I'm planning a heist for later this afternoon. What was that about being an independent adult again?