Come on OP didn't you read the "cussing" thread awhile back, you have to use cuss words to get your point across to the dumb masses, for example.
And here's a link to another version of your original post. This version has liberal use of the "F" word to get the point across so it isn't safe for work or people sensitive to the "F" word... Translation
Yo dawg if U wurking fur da man err U beez a beyotch don be cliking dat link