Maryland Officer Arrested after using unauthorized technique...

[toobaroque]

Why doesn't he just get it over with and "come out". At least then he won't have to fight for it anymore!

 

[chucklenut]

,...........

 

[Nonliberal]

Target of opportunity. Obviously, if the bnuts are close to your mouth you are in a compromised situation. I'd bite nuts to win if need be. Hell, I'd bite nuts for first strike if I could.

 

[Zeake]

Police said Michael Flaig, an off-duty Anne Arundel County police officer, was found with blood stains on his shirt and appeared inebriated.

 

[Pilgrim9283]

Wonder if he got a sack full!

 

[Nonliberal]

Police said Michael Flaig, an off-duty Anne Arundel County police officer, was found with blood stains on his shirt and appeared inebriated.

Even better. If I'm drunk I might rip that sack off with my teeth and sling it around smacking it on both sides of my face like a dog.

 

[Fear Itself]

At least he didn't shoot his dog...

 

[mattp38]

But but but, he's a cop, they do no wrong. Maybe he wasn't a real cop, just the guy from the village people. That makes sense.

Also, I like how the guy being interviewed snickered and rephrased his wording after he said fisting.