Just glad to know I'm in good company!
Any of your wives make fun of you for your love of knives?
Mine says, "the way you feel about me and purses is how I feel about you and knives." So I tell her, "if your purse can draw blood, then we'll talk!"
You might be lucky there.
My wife loves purses too.....
...with an M1911 in it.
...with an SP101 in it.
...with a purple Izula in it.
...with an Infidel in it.
Keeping her out of my gun safe is getting expensive!