My instincts tell me I bombed my interview

[Bypass]

I got the job! Human Resources called yesterday and made a formal offer.
THANK YOU JESUS!!!

Did you really? Praise Jesus and GOD and Hallelujah Amen!!!!!!

GOD and Jesus must like you cause I'm pretty sure I'm on the naughty list.

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

I think you are being delusional, we’ve spent a lot of time explaining why you aren’t getting the job and the ODT brain trust is never wrong.
congratulations. I hope it is all you expect it to be.

He "claims to" have gotten the job, but has not offered any proof (did y'all pick up on that?). Call me skeptical, but this could be a commie-inspired ploy by the Russians and North Koreans and Red China.

FAKE NEWS!
The ODT brain trust has deduced the real story with special behind- the -scenes knowledge.

GLWS... Good Luck With [your ongoing] job Search.