Pre Cell Phone Pooping

[Asbestos]

I was on a call with my noise canceling earbuds in last week, and realized while *I* couldn't hear myself ****ting, my assistant was like... dude are you ****ting right now?

Hahahahahaa!!! Sorry brother, I had to read that one out loud. My wife is still laughing… but she’s sympathetic.

 

[poopdaddy]

i read "no easy day " on the hopper. not in one sitting, but in about a week.... i am not a phone player, so i dont use my phone on the crapper.. but then again i pee standing up....

 

[Gingerbeard Man]

I was on a call with my noise canceling earbuds in last week, and realized while *I* couldn't hear myself ****ting, my assistant was like... dude are you ****ting right now?

Sounds like you needed the noise enhancening buds.

 

[palmettomoon]

Analog ODT:

 

[BDR1]

The bathroom is for bathroom stuff not phone conversations

If I’m talking on the phone, I’m ****ting

 

[mkdhotrod]

Reading: shampoo ingredients, soap ingredients, anything to read and pass time, lol!

 

[mkdhotrod]

I was on a call with my noise canceling earbuds in last week, and realized while *I* couldn't hear myself ****ting, my assistant was like... dude are you ****ting right now?

My worst nightmare.

 

[heyitsshane]

My worst nightmare.

She thought it was hilarious

 

[riflejunky]

Heaven forbid you forget your phone now a days when you go! Be trying to break it off before you redesign the whole bathroom in your head! Lining up your toes with the tile lines and #%^<

My late 70's parents still have a land line phone in the master pooper.

 

[Putnambuck]

Anybody still got a magazine rack in the can? Haha

That looks like beef jerky and hockey tickets in yours