Really, do you think "magic words" are going to save your butt

[deller]

I'm so offended,,,,,,,,,,,no wait........tell me more,,,,,,,,.,,my nipples are hard,,,,,,,,,,,,oh,,,,,,,,,never mind,,,,,,it was short lived,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,( that's what she said )

 

[deller]

I have to quit drunk posting.

 

[Hayata]

I like that one where at the bottom of the ad is says something to the effect that by responding to the ad you are legal to purchase, yada, yada.

If I ever sell anything on here I'm a gonna be usin' dat one!

 

[albatros43]

I'm pretty sure it's the guys that should be worried are the ones who have inserted that stuff in their ads. Ironic.

 

[napp]

I only meet to sell my time and conversation. If I happen to **** someone by selling a $600 glock, it is purely coincidental.

 

[canoecanoe]

I have never sold a firearm for a profit.I bought everything at the height of a panic and grossly overpaid for them. I am selling at a huge loss. I am only selling to clear my conscience over being a scurvy gun owner. Father forgive me for I have sinned.

Whew! Now I feel better.