Stoned/Drunk Thoughts

[Adamjen15]

Why do they call them ladybugs if some are males?

 

[Blue bio balls]

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Pm sent

 

[furious]

 

[KSouth]

If you are traveling at the speed of sound can you hear your rear speakers?

If your traveling at the speed of light and turn on your lights does it do anything?

 

[Putnambuck]

People from the UK call a car hood a bonnet and the trunk a boot....LOL

Who's right? Did they invent a car before us?

I ain't sure who's right but when I was a kid daddy would always call the trunk the boot.
He'd say put all that sh*t in the boot and come on

 

[bensskateshop]

How do you define nothing? If there is no substance, how can it be described?

 

[BIKER13]

If your traveling at the speed of light and turn on your lights does it do anything?

you cant lift your arm at the speed of light to turn anything on

 

[H2O MAN]

 

[ole ed]

How can you have free admission. If it free their is no admission.

 

[ole ed]

Why are there a pair of panties and one bra.