Stoned/Drunk Thoughts

[teearr]

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My wife found me on the floor staring at this and said "If you are not careful, you and Captain Kirk are going to get speeding tickets and Sulu is going to get his arse kicked"!

 

[Dice]

Why is it called pork butt when it's a shoulder cut?

Aint nowhere near the dam butt.

It called a Boston Butt. and if you've ever been to Boston you realize they all have their butts on their Shoulders........

 

[Dice]

C4?

thats some damn serious putty....

 

[Granite3]

Why is it a hot water heater? Water is already hot....

Why does errybody say VIN Number?

 

[bambam]

Who tested Preparations A thru G?

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

I'd love to get a sample pack of Water Displacement (WD) formulas 1 through 39.

 

[palmettomoon]

Who tested Preparations A thru G?

And on what body parts?

 

[kayaker]

How do you define nothing? If there is no substance, how can it be described?

Nothing: the lack of something.

 

[ShawnZR-1]

Why is it a hot water heater? Water is already hot....

Why does errybody say VIN Number?

...and ATM machine?

 

[The Highlander]

I bought some powered water - didn't know what to add.
I bought some batteries - they weren't included
I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time

Lot of Stephen Wright jokes in here!!