Stoned/Drunk Thoughts

[geezer]

Drunks run red lights and kill people, stoners sit at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green…

 

[MattN1985]

Why do they sterilize lethal injection needles?

 

[Tony2X]

Drunks run red lights and kill people, stoners sit at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green…

I never drive while in either condition.

 

[geezer]

I never drive while in either condition.

Nor do I.

 

[ole ed]

Why is Philippines spelled with a pH and Filipino spelled with an f

 

[Droz76]

First a statement..."Thanks Tony2X "
Second, due to reading this thread & trying to respond,
I have a question that crept back into my brain that I'd thought
I had kicked out oh so long ago....!

"WHY PEDRO...?"

Now it is in your brain...!

 

[Edog537]

There is no D in refrigerator. But yet fridge is the same appliance?

 

[Tony2X]

Why can't they put alternators on electric cars?

Still waitin on this one.....
We can fly to the MF'in moon and land the rockets back on Earth...but can't do that?

 

[Putnambuck]

Man I remember drivin stoned with my best buddy.
We'd be going 55 one minute and 20 the next then he'd start his crap of "did you see that or did you hear that"?
Years ago nothing recent

 

[truckfixguy]

If you were traveling in a space ship at the speed of light and turned the headlights on would they do anything?