The 5 Most Dangerous Guns in America! (FAIL)

[SafeCracka]

I might have found the dumbest article on the internet. EVER!


http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/pictures/the-5-most-dangerous-guns-in-america-20140714




Let's see: "The 5 Most Dangerous Guns in America"

1. Pistols
2. Revolvers
3. Rifles
4. Shotguns


Wait, we need a fifth to round it out. What else is there? Oh! I know!


5. Derringers


AAHHHHHH!! The stupid, it hurts!!! I guess this is what happens when you do to many drugs...

 

[Grdbreaker]

Consider the source

 

[freedom]

Pistols are defined by their fixed barrels and short stocks.

 

[freedom]

Additionally, the explosive that creates the energy to fire the gun occurs in the fixed shell of a shotgun rather than the metallic cartridge of a rifle.

Great article

 

[payneed]

It could be funny, but sad that some people are that stupid...
Most comments were trashing the "so-called" article.
I really liked (he laughed off the stupidity) the one response:

To the editor,
First let me say that I enjoyed the article, "The 5 most dangerous guns in America". I had long suspected that guns are dangerous considering their intended use was for the taking of life. Now I have proof that they are and can share this information with my friends. When we talk about guns, and we often do when we are standing around the shooting range, the topic of what causes them to be such deadly instruments comes up often. I would like to offer ideas for some follow up articles to this for your consideration. I think you will find them every bit as useful in the debate on gun control.


1) The 5 most dangerous gangs in America In no particular order
- street gangs
- congressmen
- senators
- chain gangs
- lynch mobs


2) The 5 most dangerous bullets manufactured
- lead
- lead jacketed with copper
- lead with a hollow point
- lead with steel core
- lead with a copper jacket AND a hollow point


3) The 5 most dangerous songs in America
- Rap
- Rock n' Roll
- Punk Rock
- Country
- Patriotic music


As you can see, these things are all extremely dangerous as well. I look forward to hearing from RS on these equally as dangerous topics that effect our Nation and its people.
Sincerely
*** *****

 

[brittthomas]

 

[payneed]

Rolling Stone is doing a follow up story on the most dangerous vehicles on American Roads:
In no particular order of "dangerousness"
* 18 wheelers
* Tractors for 18 wheelers
* Delivery trucks
* "Dually" trucks
* Passenger vehicles (including pickup trucks)
* Three wheeled cars and motorcycles
* Motorcycles (including mopeds, scooters and Segways)
* Motorized unicycles

I smell a

 

[gth813x]

Win!

I guess I'll have to find something else to protect myself while I sell my body for cornflakes if Derringer are no. 5

 

[Kaotiktribe]

I'm disappointed the potato gun did not make the list

 

[hseII]

I'm disappointed the potato gun did not make the list

At one time, they were rampant. Is this still the case?