The Official Little Johnny Joke Thread

[Don231s]

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man! I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and began moaning, "I need a bike! I need a bike!"

 

[Rougarou]

That's funny right there

 

[Don231s]

I renamed the thread. Little Johnny jokes for everybody!

 

[BIKER13]

will there be cake?

 

[Glorfindel]

Little johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question

"Johnny if there were 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shot one, How many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cuz the rest would fly off'" Well, the answer is 4, but i like the way you're thinking"

Little Johnny said "I have a question for you now. If there were 3 women sitting eating ice cream cones in a shop...one licking her cone, one biting her cone and one sucking cone...which is married?" "Well" the teacher said nervously "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No" said Johnny "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but i like the way you're thinking"

 

[Tony2X]

Little johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question

"Johnny if there were 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shot one, How many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cuz the rest would fly off'" Well, the answer is 4, but i like the way you're thinking"

Little Johnny said "I have a question for you now. If there were 3 women sitting eating ice cream cones in a shop...one licking her cone, one biting her cone and one sucking cone...which is married?" "Well" the teacher said nervously "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No" said Johnny "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but i like the way you're thinking"

lmaoooo

 

[Rougarou]

will there be cake?

Nope only buttermilk and sardines, sorry.

 

[Glorfindel]

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon Little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.

Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.

"It's a period" reported Johnny.

"Well I can see that" she said. "but what is so exciting about a period."

"Damned if I know" said Johnny, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."

 

[BIKER13]

can we have reading of jokes at the M&G's?

 

[Tony2X]

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon Little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.

Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.

"It's a period" reported Johnny.

"Well I can see that" she said. "but what is so exciting about a period."

"Damned if I know" said Johnny, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam