Get your *cough* in that mother *cough* house right now before I beat your *cough*
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Get your *cough* in that mother *cough* house right now before I beat your *cough*
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That’s funnyPainting the Church
There was a Scottish painter named Smokey MacGregor
who was very interested in making a penny where he
could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go
a wee bit further.
As it happened, he got away with this for some time.
Eventually the local church decided to do a big
restoration job on the outside of one of their biggest buildings.
Smokey put in a bid; and because his price was so low,
he got the job.
So he set about erecting the scaffolding and setting up
the planks, and buying the paint and, yes, I am sorry to say,thinning it down with turpentine.
Well, Smokey was up on the scaffolding, painting away,
the job nearly completed, when suddenly there was a
horrendous clap of thunder, the sky opened, and the rain
poured down, washing the thinned paint from all over the
church and knocking Smokey clear off the scaffold to land
on the lawn among the gravestones, surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint.
Smokey was no fool. He knew this was a judgement from the Almighty, so he got down on his knees and cried,"Oh, God, Oh, God, forgive me. What should I do?"
And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke,
"Repaint! "Repaint! And thin no more!"