The Pun Trilogy:
Part I:
Hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark, because it was the first Indie movie.
Part II:
The fastest way to quit being a vegan is cold turkey.
Part III:
If you have scurvy, you should hope life gives you lemons.
Sometimes, people ask me, "how is that a trilogy? That lemon joke isn't even a pun!"
To which I say " Part three of a trilogy is SUPPOSED to leave a sour taste in your mouth."
Part I:
Hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark, because it was the first Indie movie.
Part II:
The fastest way to quit being a vegan is cold turkey.
Part III:
If you have scurvy, you should hope life gives you lemons.
Sometimes, people ask me, "how is that a trilogy? That lemon joke isn't even a pun!"
To which I say " Part three of a trilogy is SUPPOSED to leave a sour taste in your mouth."