Thought I'd take a selfie so y'all would know what I really looked like...

[NewLeaf]

Ever heard of...I MITE OF WELL HAVE BEEN BEEN TROWING A HOTDOG DOWN A HALLWAY

First time I ever "HEARD" it.

 

[freedom]

 

[NewLeaf]

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ThatChu sneekin round my house freedom? I try to keep a low profile

 

[geeralph]

My wife told me the reason men like women with big boobs and small vaginas( hope I spelt that right, haven't seen one for awhile, me bein married) is that men have a small penis and a big mouth!!