Thread for posting things that nobody cares about - Redux

[bensskateshop]

My dog fills my shoes with her toys.

 

[DinkyDau]

My Brides cat put my toothbrush in his cat box!

 

[RevCov]

Cats are evil

 

[Shads]

I hate sneezing while peeing

 

[RevCov]

I hate sneezing while peeing

Chicken or the egg?

 

[bensskateshop]

I hate sneezing while peeing

Forcing a swimming pool out through a garden hose.

 

[Horsehat]

Well, I've pissed my wife off, was hoping to avoid that this week.

 

[the_great_white]

Well, I've pissed my wife off, was hoping to avoid that this week.

In for the story!

 

[Horsehat]

In for the story!

Not much of a story, just said the wrong thing at the wrong time.

 

[the_great_white]

Not much of a story, just said the wrong thing at the wrong time.

ah...i have a PHD in that....lol