VENTRILOQUISM
Let's go through some basic ventriloquism.
What ? Why did you say that ? Who gives a Rat's a.. ?
Whoa, Slow down Pardner, gimme a chance here, willya ?
Now pretend you are in a group meeting and your boss says something so stupid it causes you to gag.
But since you know ventriloquism, you can insult your boss and blame your worst enema sitting beside you.
Let's start with the basics.
Always leave your lips slightly open, AND they must not move !
If you want to say, "Kiss my a$$",
You pronounce "Kiss NYE A$$"
Lips did not move did they ?
Now, more complicated ... Kick him while he is down :
"I Thucked yer old lady" !
Then, quickly turn and glare at your nemesis as if HE said it !
A brief alphabetic list of "Labial" sounds and their substitutes ...
B use D
F use eth
M use N
P use T
V use D
W use 'duggle u to prounounce the letter, but most words using W can be prounounced without using your lips.
Always keep a 'dead pan' expression and use glares to blame your opponent.
Those are the basics, just practice, practice, practice. Have fun.
Oh, if you are entertaining a child, raise your voice real high to imitate her doll talking to her.
Let's go through some basic ventriloquism.
What ? Why did you say that ? Who gives a Rat's a.. ?
Whoa, Slow down Pardner, gimme a chance here, willya ?
Now pretend you are in a group meeting and your boss says something so stupid it causes you to gag.
But since you know ventriloquism, you can insult your boss and blame your worst enema sitting beside you.
Let's start with the basics.
Always leave your lips slightly open, AND they must not move !
If you want to say, "Kiss my a$$",
You pronounce "Kiss NYE A$$"
Lips did not move did they ?
Now, more complicated ... Kick him while he is down :
"I Thucked yer old lady" !
Then, quickly turn and glare at your nemesis as if HE said it !
A brief alphabetic list of "Labial" sounds and their substitutes ...
B use D
F use eth
M use N
P use T
V use D
W use 'duggle u to prounounce the letter, but most words using W can be prounounced without using your lips.
Always keep a 'dead pan' expression and use glares to blame your opponent.
Those are the basics, just practice, practice, practice. Have fun.
Oh, if you are entertaining a child, raise your voice real high to imitate her doll talking to her.