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Same story, second verse:

Me, Mr. Good Guy: Lets go out to eat tonight, Where do you want to eat.?

Her: I don't care, you pick.

Me: How about XXXXX Steakhouse,

Her: No, I don't feel like eating that much

Me; How about XXXXXX Chinese?

Her: No, that gives me gas.

Me: How about XXXXX Messican?

Her: You know hot stuff upsets my stomach.

Me: How about XXXXXX Meat and Three

Her: Everything there is fried.

Me: (Last straw) how about XXXXXX vegetarian?

Her: Everything there is so bland, and tastes the same.



Me:
Well, GD why don't we just order a f'ing pizza?

Her: O.K. if that's what you really want.
 
Same story, second verse:

Me, Mr. Good Guy: Lets go out to eat tonight, Where do you want to eat.?

Her: I don't care, you pick.

Me: How about XXXXX Steakhouse,

Her: No, I don't feel like eating that much

Me; How about XXXXXX Chinese?

Her: No, that gives me gas.

Me: How about XXXXX Messican?

Her: You know hot stuff upsets my stomach.

Me: How about XXXXXX Meat and Three

Her: Everything there is fried.

Me: (Last straw) how about XXXXXX vegetarian?

Her: Everything there is so bland, and tastes the same.



Me:
Well, GD why don't we just order a f'ing pizza?

Her: O.K. if that's what you really want.
When it gets there, she'll want something else by then......
 
The last time a woman knew where she wanted to eat

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I rented a house and lived alone for about 3 years. Could eat and do anything I wanted at anytime. Then I got married and had a baby. I’m very familiar with this story.
 
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