What is the dumbest thing you've seen/heard in a gun shop?

[19 Kilo]

Saw a UPS driver want to take a Desert Eagle into the restroom to see how he looked with a huge gold pistol.
He posed with a few different ways and decided he had to have it.

 

[captdave77]

I was at Cherokee when I overheard a "Professor Clerk" explaining to a new gun owner how this gun will be registered to him and he needs to be sure to get a BoS should he ever sell it. "If it were used in a crime, the cops might come after you" he explained.

I don't **** on anyone's sale and kept my yap shut. When I could no longer bite my tongue, I split.

 

[Mark564]

The funniest thing I ever heard regarding a gun was from a lady who asked the clerk "do you have any other color guns since these don't match her wardrobe".
He told here that you can get diffident color grips but the guns were black or silver.
She said that she would have to think about it and would come back.

 

[b.a.customkydex]

The funniest thing I ever heard regarding a gun was from a lady who asked the clerk "do you have any other color guns since these don't match her wardrobe".
He told here that you can get diffident color grips but the guns were black or silver.
She said that she would have to think about it and would come back.

That almost sounds like the time I was at the porn store and the woman walked up with a big black dong and asked the clerk if it came in white cause she didnt want to make her husband jealous.

 

[rbranton]

That almost sounds like the time I was at the porn store and the woman walked up with a big black dong and asked the clerk if it came in white cause she didnt want to make her husband jealous.

Awkkkwaarrrdddd

 

[mgonza]

I would love one of those aholes to call any woman im escorting around honey. That would make my day.

Had a piece if **** subway employee call my wife "baby" it was fun tearing him a new one.
I despise disrespectful punks

 

[User170512]

Jackleg at Academy assured me that the gun he just handed me was an 870 Super Magnum, "says it right there on the barrel" he says.

"No" I say "It says only use those shells with a super magnum receiver" there on the barrel.

No telling how many folks he sold a "Super Magnum Express" to that were sadly disappointed.

 

[captdave77]

Academy in Hiram has a blued 96 "Inox" and the counter idiots have been informed of this oxymoron a few times.

 

[voodoochild1989]

best thread ive read in a long time for all the wrong reasons

 

[TacShooter]

Had a employee at a local gun store where I was buying a gun told me he had to run a background check on me even though I handed him my Ga permit.He said he had to do it because I was not in my county of residence.He said it was illegal if he didnt do it,,,,I called him a idiot and walked out and went 2 miles down the road bought the same gun,,,No questions asked.