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Who has never been Hunting?

Yeah. I don’t have anything against it either. I’m not wild about deer meat, so no real reason to go. A friend of mine invited me to his land to hunt. But if I went I’d just chill out and watch the wildlife. Maybe kill a hog or coyote if I came across one.
 
I thought to myself that it would be my luck to go out the first time hunting and some numbnut thinks I'm a deer and shoots me. I spent twenty one years in the military and never got shot.
Since his eyesight was bad, he throws me over the hood and I'm taking a ride to the processer.
I wouldn't look good mounted. LOL
 
I thought to myself that it would be my luck to go out the first time hunting and some numbnut thinks I'm a deer and shoots me. I spent twenty one years in the military and never got shot.
Since his eyesight was bad, he throws me over the hood and I'm taking a ride to the processer.
I wouldn't look good mounted. LOL

You are more likely to die from a heart attack while jacking off.
 
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