Who needs a job? Dobbs Defense will be hiring.

[Cudruln]

Damn I love my job. But would really love something in these sorts. Just wonder if I could keep my wife's standard of living.

This whole thread had me in tears.

 

[Nonliberal]

Dobbs...although I loved your requirements and disqualifications, you maybe violating some EEOC rules and laws.

The **** is an EEOC? Also, you are disqualified!

 

[timbgtm]

Of course paid vacations. You want it up front?

 

[dougiemac]

The **** is an EEOC? Also, you are disqualified!

Ha! Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (http://www.eeoc.gov). Oh and I'd be an awesome employee...just don't think you could afford me.

 

[Sagan]

****ty car, masturbater, texter, etc?

Lol

Penmanship
Alcohol
Managerial
Pay x3

 

[dougiemac]

View attachment 291514

Have you you seen this guy?



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...size-arm-proves-perfect-job-arm-wrestler.html

 

[timbgtm]

Have you you seen this guy?


View attachment 291528
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...size-arm-proves-perfect-job-arm-wrestler.html

My grad school buddies..lmao

 

[Nonliberal]

Have you you seen this guy?


View attachment 291528
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...size-arm-proves-perfect-job-arm-wrestler.html

Definitely disqualified!

 

[Nonliberal]

Ha! Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (http://www.eeoc.gov). Oh and I'd be an awesome employee...just don't think you could afford me.

I don't think this applies to me. Or at least I will continue to pretend it doesn't. And I could afford you for 8-9 minutes and that's all I really need. I like a lot of foreplay.

 

[Omega]

Of course paid vacations. You want it up front?

**** that. I'm looking to put in a month or so and then yell my check my back...I mean neck