Why does Bigfoot never hurt anyone?

Tony2X · Mar 6, 2013

Nobody has ever pizzed 1 off enough to live and tell about it.

DixieDoug · Mar 6, 2013

I detect some disbelief.....

rtross · Mar 6, 2013

Bigfoot is a pacifist who is simply misunderstood.

ddennis · Mar 6, 2013

He's a vegan...everyone knows they are puss's.

GeauxLSU · Mar 6, 2013

Apparently y'all have been watching the "Messing with Sasquatch" commercials from Jack Link's beef jerkey! He is one dude with a tude!

DixieDoug · Mar 6, 2013

I just watched those commercials and they are hilarious. Makes me have more respect for poor ole Sasquatch.

BackWoods · Mar 6, 2013

He never hurts me because when I'm in the woods.....I bring plenty of beef jerky with me...

Mission Operator · Mar 6, 2013

I.... I mean he just wants to be left alone to surf the ODT.

bigfoot32 · Mar 6, 2013

Mission Operator said:
I.... I mean he just wants to be left alone to surf the ODT.

Now here is a man that knows the truth!

Bellman2 · Mar 6, 2013

He hides because he doesn't want to be part of this liberal, bed wetting, blood sucking soc.