Words you don't want to hear

[C ountry]

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help. "

 

[TresMonos]

Or these nine words from your Dr when having a rectal exam..."Just put your pants over there next to mine"

Same principal...

 

[4ssss]

“Have I got a deal for you.”

ODT Flipper

 

[DinkyDau]

Worst has to be one word, while you are under the doctors scalpel.....OPPS!

 

[ole ed]

Worst has to be one word, while you are under the doctors scalpel.....OPPS!

Was that fart wetter than normal?

 

[2AProtector]

Dad, I think I'm...a liberal...

 

[GAK9]

Along those lines “Dad, I voted for Joe.” Which I heard from both of my daughters.

 

[Barbwire]

Honey, I have a headache.

 

[GAK9]

Or, at my age, “”Honey, I’m pregnant.”

 

[nduffey]

Standing next to a guy at a urinal when he says “nice watch”.....