Words you don't want to hear

[wozeyjales]

a. "May I see your license & registration?"
b. "Sir, this coupon has expired"

 

[deller]

I'm sorry. I really thought it was just a cold sore.

 

[Kman]

Have a blessed day. Used about 95% by total scum bags!

 

[TMill]

how bout senator warnock and senator ossoff? pretty scary

 

[above_all]

Inclusive
Equality
Equitable
Reparations
Diversity
Defund

 

[TresMonos]

Along those lines “Dad, I voted for Joe.” Which I heard from both of my daughters.

Have you re-written your will yet? They've already proven they don't give a crap about their future.

 

[TheGman]

“Seven out line away” for you dice players

 

[LT]

I'm pregnant your the father and I'm going to kill all three of us.

 

[THREEJAYS]

That’s funny

 

[Danny Flucke]

When she whispers in your ear "This feels so much better without my balls in the way..."