The dog would be attacking you BECAUSE you had tacos!How much willpower do you have that you can carry tacos around without eating them?
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The dog would be attacking you BECAUSE you had tacos!How much willpower do you have that you can carry tacos around without eating them?
No, I would just run and cower while it rips the flesh off my body. It's really an misunderstood animal that doesn't really mean to hurt me after all.
You are wise to be suspicious. In fact, however, this question was both.
I read an article this morning about a 16 year old boy, probably in England based on the terminology and phrasing of the incident, that was convicted of stabbing a police dog that was attacking him and also convicted of stabbing the PC(Constable) who was in control of the dog. Now... The dog was sent to chase him and he ran because he had the knife. NO other crime was associated with the story. So a 16 year old boy has a big hunting knife and when approached by the police, panics and runs. The PC send the dog after him and when the dog attacks him he defends himself from the dog with a knife. While trying to deflect the kid swinging the knife the cop gets a cut on his hand which is what the "stabbing a police officer" charge is from.
All that got me to thinking. I bet almost everyone would agree that if you are being attacked by an animal, you have every right to defend yourself and most would use lethal force if need be. Even if that animal is a dog. But if it's a police dog that's got teeth sunk into your flesh and is ripping meat from your body, suddenly self defense is a crime. In fact, shooting a police dog in some places IS shooting a cop.
Personally I think that's wrong. If the dog attacks me, it dies. Well, it gets shot at any rate. And that will not be changed whether it's a stray I run into on the trail or a police dog in my front yard. When animals attack, you have every right to defend.