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Y'all ain't gonna believe this...

So elephant in the room here, it was Fatal_Bert Fatal_Bert
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I know I'm going to regret this, but what exactly did he say about his skirt?
That's where it gets worse. See the building belongs to my landlord and he's keeping his new highly energetic Bloodhound there. So his wife with a very low freak factor was there at the same time to feed the dog. So the dog came running inside and up to us since we were there and he was all excited. He has a knack for stepping on my bad toe with them big ass front feet. Anyway he came running up to old ...well let's call it Lola. And jumping and sniffing at him. Robby s wife said he wouldn't bite. We already knew that . That's when old Lola said " As long as he keeps his nose out from under my skirt." I tried to steer the whole transaction back to the parking lot. But I KNOW without a doubt Robby is catching an earful right about now. I tried to call and warn him but he wouldn't answer.
 
Y'all know I've been selling these ammo cans cheap lately. So far they've all went to members from here. Well..or as Andy Taylor would've said "Wayell..." about an hour ago I sold 8 cans to the first person I ever met from my Hi Point forum. He was driving through from Florida to a pistol match in Tennessee. He drove up in a sky blue OLD diesel Mercedes sedan. He gets out and has long hair pulled back in a tail. Mustache and earrings in both ears. No bid deal he just looked like a wrestler from the 80s. But then he walked around the car and this probably 6' tall dude had a camo print SKIRT on. I thought maybe he would call it a kilt or something. Nope he said something while picking out his cans about his SKIRT. So picture an 80s wrestler or even porn actor in a camo skirt with hairy legs and FLIP FLOPS with hairy legs and pink toenails.
The whole thing was very strange to say the least. And he didn't act the least bit gay. I know ...pics or it didn't happen. But I just couldn't be that blunt about it. And this is the FIRST person I've met from the Hi Point forum. Not an encouraging sign. Probably the biggest freak show to come through Perry in years.
Florida man strikes again!!!
 
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