this thread is "nuttier than squirrel ****"
Country Sayin's.
- Thread starter hank_hill
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LOL>..Buford T Justice!
The best part of you run down yer daddy's leg.
She looks like her face caught fire and they beat it out with a pitchfork.
Useless and goose **** on a pump handle - (Noble Willingham - City Slickers)
Slicker than cat **** on linoleum floor.
Cold as a witches tit in a brass bra in the middle of a Chicago snow storm. (the variant I know)
Deader 'n a hammer.
I use this one at work all the time " I can't makes you chicken salad when all you gives me is Chicken SHI*...."
You would rather stick a corn cobb up a bob cats azz than come mess with me boy!
You would be better off Sh***** in your mama's buscuit pan, than messing with me.
They couldn't melt you down and pour you on me boy.
I'll put knots on your head faster than you can rub em.
Licking like a cat tongue in a milk bowl.
You would be better off Sh***** in your mama's buscuit pan, than messing with me.
They couldn't melt you down and pour you on me boy.
I'll put knots on your head faster than you can rub em.
Licking like a cat tongue in a milk bowl.
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Your as useless as a football bat.
It's hotter in here than two Rabbits ******* in a wool sock.
It's hotter in here than two Rabbits ******* in a wool sock.
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when you bout to get in a fight------Boy, I've beat the hell outta men, thats beat the hell outta you!
those others are pretty funny too
They're so shady they don't cast a shadow.
If I tell you you can ride a grasshopper you better drag out a saddle.
So ugly she'd knock a dog off a gutwagon.
That dog will hunt.
If I tell you you can ride a grasshopper you better drag out a saddle.
So ugly she'd knock a dog off a gutwagon.
That dog will hunt.
Hey, don't be getting sideways on me!
Tighter than Dick's hatband.
Tighter than a tick's a**h**e.
Tighter than Dick's hatband.
Tighter than a tick's a**h**e.
