Country Sayin's.

[Laufen]

One from a yankee. "That homemade bourbon was stiffer than a wedding dick."

 

[Tomsrun]

Don't make a mountain out of a mole hill.
It'll last as long as I do!
Good enough for the girls that I go with.
Don't major in minor things!
Good enough for who it's for!

 

[drtybykr]

grinnin like a possum eatin sweet taters

 

[Patronus]

Recently been reminded of this one:

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

 

[USMC - Lock and Load]

Need your best country sayin's to use at my new job in the King building in the High Falutin' area of town. Had a buddy from Kentucky when I was in the Military that had a sack full and wish I would have written them down. Keep them coming so I can use them when the yanks and foreigners come in to the office.

Interviewed a witness to a homicide with gun at a truck stop once, and he stated "the guy shot 'eem once in da' hade... killed 'em deader 'na snake!"

Are you going to listen to me in English, or do I have to speak to you in 12 gauge?
Harder'n a prick at a weddin'!
It's as quiet in here as a rat pissin' on cotton!


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Confucius say: If light stay on more than 4 hours, see your "erectician" right away!

 

[THREEJAYS]

" a want is the cheapest thing you ever had"

 

[strokin99]

Hold my beer,,watch this

 

[Ty31384]

If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly.

Don't get your honey where you get your money.

Qu##r as a $3 bill.

 

[edzackley]

As heard on the phone from an employee, when explaining why he could not make it into work - "I think my cahr fixin' tocome uncrunk"

 

[Dynamis]

S*** or get off the pot.