Country Sayin's.

shockmastermike · Feb 3, 2012

we had a boss that alwayse said i dont want to hear the labor pains i just want to see the baby

milltown · Feb 3, 2012

Mosquitoes so big they can stand flat footed and screw a turkey.

earl · Feb 3, 2012

That boys breff smells like a barrel of pickled a## holes .

Laufen · Feb 3, 2012

earl said:
That boys breff smells like a barrel of pickled a## holes .

WTF is a boy's breff? Never heard that one.

earl · Feb 3, 2012

b r e a t h.
Sorry ,I thought this was for country sayings . And I missed an apostrophe .

Laufen · Feb 3, 2012

earl said:
b r e a t h.
Sorry ,I thought this was for country sayings . And I missed an apostrophe .

Ahhh OK! I'm a little slow.

TacticalDonkey69 · Feb 3, 2012

Yall know what popcorn said

Anthony Welsh · Feb 4, 2012

hotter than a fresh f*&ked deer in a forest fire!

Anthony Welsh · Feb 4, 2012

man this thread is f@(ked up as hogans goat...

Anthony Welsh · Feb 4, 2012

or qure as as a football bat kant deide