Country Sayin's.

[BIKER13]

She's so bow legged she couldn't hem a pig in a ditch.She ain't bow legged she's pleasure bent.

 

[oxbat]

Turner Brown and Ben Dover!

 

[Moondog1]

If it's wet outside or something "it's slicker than owl sh*t" or if your telling them something about being happy, a friend told me this one it's kind of rough but it cracks me up..."I was happier than a bulldike in the back corner of home depot."

 

[PFCJAKE]

hold my beer and watch this SH**

 

[TacticalTaco]

You can rape the duck at midnight, but the hooker eats her ice cream on a bus

 

[USMC - Lock and Load]

If it's wet outside or something "it's slicker than owl sh*t" or if your telling them something about being happy, a friend told me this one it's kind of rough but it cracks me up..."I was happier than a bulldike in the back corner of home depot."

Happier than a bull dike in the back corner of Home Depot? LMAO X2

 

[Patronus]

The gas gauge is sittin on "walk".

 

[fenderbass07]

The gas gauge is sittin on "walk".

Hahahaha. I like this one.

 

[msg723]

If we were ever blocking the tv, my grandfather used to always say, "boy you make a better door than you do a window".

 

[Laufen]

In place of "thats the straw that broke the camels back" my grandfather would substitute "That's the one that ****ed ol' cock robin"