Damn Natural Ice!

[SafeCracka]

Can I print this and post it in my beer store? Just as a warning lol

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Wait..... you sell beer?

 

[IceColdEric]

That's some funny ****!!!

 

[Nonliberal]

I have chummed the water at the beach before. Oil slick doesn't dissipate as fast as you'd think, or hoped, it would.

 

[BamaFan]

Yeah, there's no way I'd have left a perfectly good ocean to go find a toilet. In the time you spent thinking about it, about a metric ton of fecal matter got squeezed out of every fish within a few hundred yards of you.

 

[BamaFan]

I have chummed the water at the beach before. Oil slick doesn't dissipate as fast as you'd think, or hoped, it would.

But the Squatty Potty is hard to keep level in wet sand!

 

[Nonliberal]

But the Squatty Potty is hard to keep level in wet sand!

No squatty potty needed. Just drop trou and let fly. Then you have to wade away from your own cloud of filth.

 

[emptyMAGS]

Like a rip current, walk parallel to shore as you let it flow. And keep your mouth above water...

 

[above_all]

I woulda dumped in the ocean. no question. and I woulda held my pecker the whole time so it wasn't flopping around like a lure

+1 ^^^^^

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

I'm just glad I made it in time. But it was really close.

 

[AKguy]

Damn dude. Just pull your pants down around your knees and let it go. Then walk around some to clean your ass crack out. If you're chest deep, no one will see you ****ting or see your little pecker.