Has anyone ever woke themselves up by farting

[dep411]

No...but I did wake the wife up with a blast one night. She thought something hit the house...so I ran with it!

thats awesome had me rolling on the floor laughing

 

[41mag]

I like tent bombing my ole lady....wait till she's drifted off to sleep then cut a real good one and cover her head up....when she wakes it's like a rodeo !

 

[Junior_357]

thats awesome had me rolling on the floor laughing

Truth man...honest truth. She believed it until I could no longer contain my laughter. I did get a smack to the head for that one...but it was worth it!

 

[Survivor Johnny]

Truth man...honest truth. She believed it until I could no longer contain my laughter. I did get a smack to the head for that one...but it was worth it!

those "smack to head" moments feel like victory

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Good thing you didn't shoot where the noise was coming from.


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[Survivor Johnny]

I can't say that I have ever woke myself up with a fart, but I did wake myself up once snoring so loud that I thought a dog was growling at me.

Lol

 

[Zeake]

Thread has potential to be epic!

 

[8675309]

fell asleep by the fireplace drinking jim beam with my head tilted back,woke up spraying puke.

 

[41mag]

These are great ! Good entertainment

 

[Quixote]

I've woken my wife up. Once with the VOLUME of the fart, and once when the stench was so bad, she thought I'd died and **** the bed.

 

[Survivor Johnny]

No...but I did wake the wife up with a blast one night. She thought something hit the house...so I ran with it!

I swear this is true. I had a girlfriend that was really high maintenance and prissy. When I was at her house I would say I heard something outside and I was gonna check it out. That was my excuse to go outside and rip a big one (or 2) well, I never said she was smart (she was dating me) and she thought she had peeping toms or something. I never knew she didn't feel safe at her house cuz I had gas, lmbo fo real