Hypothetical Survival Situation

[Laxguy59]

Your in a group of about 30 members, 50/50 P to V ratio.

While enjoying margaritas and wine on the Georgia mountain tops, the leader goes around asking everyone for their cigarettes because there has been word that people in the group have been smoking and this threatens the safety of the entire group.

You happen to have your last pack of lucky strike left when he is about to you.

You only have a Toyota Prius or Fiat 500 to drive away in. And because of this you have no truck gun, but lead free ammo and non semiautomatic sporting weapons and all of them are registered under the leaders handy dandy list.

What do you do?

 

[sovietak474u]

sounds a bit like group 4s future I kid kid. Nobody comes between me and my newports. Someone is going to have a bad day.

 

[GreenPanther]

That sounds like a horrible group. I kill the leader with my bare hands and become the new leader. Are you moving to Hollywood now too?

 

[dial1911]

Hmmm.... I say the first guy that got his smokes confiscated puts a knife in the leader's back... We put him at the front of the line for a reason.

 

[Slug-gun Hunter]

I may actually possess a pack of LUCKY STRIKES but Who says I'm a smoker?

I also have a suture kit, hemostats, surgical dressing pads and scalpels.
Am I therefore a Trauma surgeon because I own these items.

I own a pump-action rifle with a 3-9x40 scope. Am I therefore a sniper?

 

[Wheeler]

Light up.

 

[jloneill17]

shoot the leader and then have sex with his wife........all while smoking.

 

[Lazarus]

P to V ratio? Penis to vagina?

 

[Spartan07]

I would hide the pack of cigarettes in my prison wallet...then wait for the day to smoke away...

 

[edzackley]

Did you plagiarize this from "Dreams of My Father?"